So I was reading the exciting articles on the Twilight Team in Entertainment Weekly, and the one on Robert Pattinson in Vanity Fair, which was a very long article, and I discovered that Kristen Stewart really hates it when people ask her about her personal life, and said that if anyone asked if she were into Taylor Lautner she'd be all "F*** off!" This is something I find easy to believe.  The article did say it was uncensored, but as we all know, you have censor some of Kristen's profanity because she's a potty mouth.

That naughty Kristen,

Pattinson, on the other hand, does not seem to know what to do with his status as a 13 year old girl's dream man, and sticks to his filthy hotel room and gets drunk.  He also has found that he oftentimes cannot order room service because his room is that dirty.  He even admits to it!

Interestingly enough, Robert Pattinson was chosen for the role based on his face.  He looks 'old-fashioned' or some such nonsense and American actors apparently look too modern.*  So they scoped out a British actor and went with him because he and Kristen seemed to get along pretty well.

I have not updated in a while due to reasons concerning stuff, however, I do feel the need to share the joy of Halloween.

In case you're wondering, that's one of the few days you're allowed to dress up like vampires and get away with it.

And in fact, Mr Thompson and I dressed as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.

As you can see from the picture, Mr Thompson went a little crazy with his glitter.

You can't say it's just girls who like shiny things, because look at that boy.

Rhinestones and sparkles galore!

I have browsed the wonders of the internet to bring you these delightful New Moon film related photos. Let us commence the viewing.

This image is a still from New Moon and clearly shows Bella and Jacob having a deep conversation on some stairs.  Looks like they're in a public building, since neither of them would have stairs like this in their homes.  Jacob has not yet discovered his wolfy powers, since he cuts his hair when he does and here he is exhibiting long flowing raven locks, and Bella looks a bit sad, as she does in New Moon a lot.

Here we have a happier Bella with her beloved bloodsucking fiend/heartthrob Edward.  They look like they're having a private moment, so perhaps we shouldn't be ogling them. This one could be either an early picture or a later one, but most certainly not a middle one because Edward runs off for a while there.

Taylor Lautner recently revealed that all these shirtless photos embarrass him. Since I find this hard to believe, seeing as he almost never wears a shirt anymore, I feel it is time for some fan service.

As in, show lots of pictures of Taylor Lautner without proper clothing.
Let's begin.

This image is from the New Moon film. As you can see, he is in full Jacob Black mode, as he is not wearing a shirt.

Seeing as this is an action still, you will probably see all the action in the film. In other words, he will be walking—which does require flexing muscles—without that shirt on.