I have not updated in a while due to reasons concerning stuff, however, I do feel the need to share the joy of Halloween.
In case you're wondering, that's one of the few days you're allowed to dress up like vampires and get away with it.
And in fact, Mr Thompson and I dressed as Bella Swan and Edward Cullen.
As you can see from the picture, Mr Thompson went a little crazy with his glitter.
You can't say it's just girls who like shiny things, because look at that boy.
Rhinestones and sparkles galore!
Here is a nice closeup of the glory of shiny.
Lovely. He's even being shown mid-brood.
From here on out, we will refer to the characters in question as Bella and Edward, because real life is no fun.
As you can see, Edward was making fun of Bella for saying she doesn't like cold wet things in the Twilight film.
What a card, that Edward; always saying silly things and holding signs above his crotch!
No wonder Bella looks a bit confused.
Or maybe she just doesn't like the taste of that wolf blood she had . . . it made her eyes red like a REAL vampire.
Ahh, remember how Edward used to sneak in to Bella's room and watch her sleep?
Well, now he's watching her sleep and pretending to sleep himself, since as well know, vampires don't sleep.
Especially the shiny kind.
But now we have photograpic evidence that he likes to touch her in her sleep.
Yes I know there are newsworthy items I could be discussing, but I will do that later.
Yes I know there are newsworthy items I could be discussing, but I will do that later.